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Now you can make her do whatever you want, whenever you want.
This special remote control device has all the buttons you need to turn your other half into the perfect woman. Result! There’s even a button on there to inflate or deflate breasts. Simply point the remote at the subject and push the required button. No batteries required, powered by positive thinking!
Buttons include:
GIVE ME - beer, sex, food
STOP - nagging, moaning, whining
Say yes
Say no
Remove clothes
Cook
Clean
Leave
Calm down
Hurry up
Please note: as this item is powered by positive thinking it does not make any sound.
Customer Reviews
- what a classic, i use mine every day to get my way!!
Andy, Stockton
UK DELIVERY
Delivery for Personalised Items
Delivery times vary for personalised items and may differ to those listed below. Please see the individual product page for detailed delivery times.
- Standard Delivery - £3.99
Items are sent using First Class Royal Mail or a Courier, so you can expect to receive your order in 1-3 working days. To make life simple, standard delivery costs a flat rate of £3.99 for the entire order, no matter how much you buy. - Next Working Day - £5.99
Order before 3pm (Mon-Thurs) to receive your order on the next working day during business hours. Orders placed at the weekend or on bank holidays will arrive in two working days.
We will notify you of your 1 hour delivery time slot by email, on the morning of your delivery. A signature is required. - Next Working Day by 12pm - £7.99
Order before 3pm (Mon-Thurs) to receive your order on the next working day before 12pm. Orders placed at the weekend or on bank holidays will arrive in two working days before 12pm.
We will notify you of your 1 hour delivery time slot by email, on the morning of your delivery. A signature is required. - Saturday Special Delivery - £9.99
Order by 3pm, Friday and your order will be delivered via Royal Mail Special Delivery by 1pm on Saturday. A signature is required.
PERSONALISED ITEMS: If you have ordered a personalised item please check the product description for expected delivery times, as these vary depending on the product.
ADDITIONAL INFO:
UK Delivery is free for orders over £100.00.If you place your order before 3pm we will despatch it the same day (Mon-Fri; subject to security checks). If you have ordered a personalised item, despatch can take a little longer. WORLDWIDE DELIVERY
All items for delivery outside the U.K. are sent by Airmail and are despatched within 24 hours of the order being placed. Charges and delivery times vary according to destination:
| Destination: | Price per item: | Estimated arrival in: |
| Europe | £6.99 | 3-7 working days |
| USA & Canada | £9.99 | 4-8 working days |
| Rest of the world | £14.99 | 7-21 working days |